MeORsles : Disease or Obsession?

As if we didn't have enough to worry about the old and emerging diseases around the globe..
But here's another one to look out for :



*Meorsles*

An extremely rare form of affliction, occurrence rate 1 : 1000000000000.

Clinical features :

Abrupt, stormy onset; within seconds after coming to contact with Meor.

Often symptomatic; excessive smiling, dreamy eyes, child-like behavior, incessant food craving, occasional clumsiness.

Uncontrollable itch to continually dial ‘Meor’ on the mobile when separated within 1-km radius and sometimes feelings of stress and depression caused by lack of Meor.

Conditions may be exacerbated by daydreaming. Median survival is unknown. Incurable but NOT contagious (repeat : NOT contagious).

But fret not, as this form of malady affects not but ONE in this lifetime. And the chosen ONE happens to be ME.
I consider myself lucky however though, hehe.

Kisses!